Using the internet like it's 1999

(joshblais.com)

75 points | by joshuablais 2 hours ago

13 comments

  • vunderba 2 hours ago
    If it were 1999, most people would still be browsing the web on their US Robotics 56k modem (at best). This page is about 1 MB of assets (500kb gzip compressed if your browser supported it) , so it would have taken at least a minute just to finish loading.
    • rootusrootus 34 minutes ago
      Still pretty prevalent at that time, definitely, but DSL was definitely a thing by the time 1999 rolled around. I even had pretty fast DSL for the time -- 640 kbps.

      But otherwise totally agree with the critique. Modern connection speeds have enabled a huge amount of bloat. I grew up when 1200 baud modems were the latest rage, and patience when downloading was a hard requirement.

    • boudin 2 hours ago
      Closer to 2 as it was rarelly running at full 56kb/s.

      Although, being patient was part of the experience as well

      • Loughla 2 hours ago
        I was a lot more careful about clicking things when it took a full minute to load. Now I know that it'll be open in less than a second and I can leave immediately if I need to, so there's WAY less thinking beforehand.
        • ssl-3 36 minutes ago
          I just found different ways to manage my internet time.

          For the last part of the 90s, I had 4 terminals on one virtual desktop, and one Netscape window on another. That's how I did just about everything.

          Loading a slow web page? No problem. Just switch to the desktop with the terminals and futz around on IRC, read usenet with tin, browse the old web with lynx, or whatever.

          The Netscape session was hidden from view, so it was easy to ignore the slowness for now and come back to it later.

        • drfloyd51 48 minutes ago
          When I found my first tabbed browser. Netcaptor. It changed everything. Open in new tab. Open in new tab. Open in new tab.

          Go back to the first tab which has finally finished loading. Consume.

        • msla 49 minutes ago
          Also, tabbed browsing was still a couple years off for most people, although some browsers got there earlier than others:

          > In 1994, BookLink Technologies featured tabbed windows in its InternetWorks browser.[citation needed] That same year, the text editor UltraEdit also appeared with a modern multi-row tabbed interface. The tabbed interface approach was then followed by the Internet Explorer shell NetCaptor in 1997. These were followed by several others like IBrowse in 1999, and Opera in 2000 (with the release of version 4 - although an MDI interface was supported before then), MultiViews October 2000, which changed its name into MultiZilla on April 1st, 2001 (an extension for the Mozilla Application Suite[11]), Galeon in early 2001, Mozilla 0.9.5 in October 2001, Phoenix 0.1 (now Mozilla Firefox) in October 2002, Konqueror 3.1 in January 2003, and Safari in 2003. With the release of Internet Explorer 7 in 2006, all major web browsers featured a tabbed interface.

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tab_%28interface%29

          Also, Opera had a Multiple-Document Interface from the start, so 1995 or so. That's not "tabs" per se but multiple mini-windows inside the main window; much the same "Hey, I can have multiple things open!" deal

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Opera_web_brows...

          My point is, you think more about clicking a link when it'll monopolize your whole UI and you can't just stash it in a background tab or mini-window.

      • mdb333 1 hour ago
        so true, re: patience

        I was just thinking back the other day about BBS days and how frustrating a busy signal could be, or connection time limits, etc.

    • icedchai 1 hour ago
      I got my first cable modem in 1998! All sites were still built for dialup, so everything was incredibly fast.
      • jghn 17 minutes ago
        This comment reminded me of the early days of Ultima Online. I was on a high speed campus connection with a ping time of ~5ms to my server. Given most players were on a 28.8/56k modem with ping times ~300ms, it was an amazing speed difference. I could walk, not run, faster than other people riding horses at full speed.

        Needless to say, I got accused of cheating quite a bit.

      • vunderba 37 minutes ago
        Nice! We were one of the first families on the block to have a 33.6 kbps modem, and were the envy of every filthy peasant who still had a 28.8 back in the day.
      • acheron 21 minutes ago
        Same! I got called “LPB” in Quake 2 a lot.
      • t-3 48 minutes ago
        Some sites were fast. Some sites had pictures and it took long enough to load that I would sometimes make a sandwich while waiting.
        • icedchai 41 minutes ago
          Not with cable (3 megabits down, 128kbits up!) Almost everything was fast.
        • krapp 33 minutes ago
          I literally remember watching images load line by line.

          I know nostalgia for the old days is de rigueur especially on HN but I definitely do not want to go back to that.

    • joshuablais 2 hours ago
      and 1MB is "small" for the modern web!
      • vunderba 26 minutes ago
        No shade! I went and checked out of curiosity, since it looks like we’re both using Astro as a static site generator.

        Most of my articles are pretty media rich and weigh in between 1-2 megs. I do try to be pretty conscientious about asset compression (mozjpeg, h264 for video, etc.). I'd love to switch over to AV1 but I've heard compatibility on older devices is spotty.

    • alex1138 1 hour ago
      Yeah, but you know something? Flash worked damn near perfectly even on potato connections
      • vunderba 36 minutes ago
        I know flash had its downsides - but messing around with Macromedia Flash to make stupid little animations back in the day was so fun.

        Plus Silverlight made Flash seem like a dream.

  • zahirbmirza 2 hours ago
    How can we solve this problem, of the current state of the internet, without reverting to the compromises of the past? This has been on my mind for a while. The layer of trash some companies have built over the internet has been ruinous.
    • jjulius 56 minutes ago
      >How can we solve this problem, of the current state of the internet, without reverting to the compromises of the past?

      In order to actually have and maintain a healthy balance of life and technology, such compromises are required.

    • joshuablais 2 hours ago
      I theorize it is going back to the protocol layer. The "web" for most people is a bunch of social media frontends.
      • abraxas 1 hour ago
        Yeah, it's quite sad where we landed. Circa 2004-2006 while the internet was mostly open and accessible I mentally grouped "the internet" into two buckets. There was the real web plus usenet plus email and then there was "facebook" with its weird garden wall and exclusive invites or some such shit. I didn't think of facebook as being "on the web" even though they used the http protocol. It was highly unusual then to have any web content behind a registration wall.

        So hardly anyone considered facebook to be a part of "the web". It was its own weird duck. Twenty years later and most people only frequent this "weird" part of the internet - this limited ensemble of paid and unpaid walled gardens.

        • hdgvhicv 1 hour ago
          That applies to aol, msn, compuserve etc, not to Facebook which you only ever accessed via http from a browser.
          • abraxas 1 hour ago
            Yeah, those didn't count either. AOL and compuserve were not even available outside the USA in the late nineties. With AOL I'm quite sure nobody considered them to be a part of the web. Their pages didn't have URLs early on but AOL "keywords" instead. Compuserve also weren't using http I believe. It was some kind of commercial WAN that was pitched as a competitor to the internet, no?
            • zabzonk 34 minutes ago
              > AOL and compuserve were not even available outside the USA in the late nineties

              yes, they were, in the UK at least. speaking as a compuserve user.

  • jakedata 2 hours ago
    Just go to fark.com, a lingering glimmer of light from before the dead web. They are still aggregating human curated news and hosting reasonably civil discussions.

    Then buy a Totalfark subscription so they don't need to bend over backwards to show more ads just to keep the lights on. See ya there!

    • zugi 27 minutes ago
      Fark is farking great! Though its old-school HTML doesn't flow so well on mobile.

      Can we get the best of 1999 with the best of 2026? Probably not...

      • jakedata 5 minutes ago
        m.fark.com looks pretty good on my phone.
      • rglover 18 minutes ago
        Just a stylesheet away.
  • GaryBluto 1 hour ago
    I'm not opposed to the message but it perplexes me the amount of people who bemoan the loss of the "old web" and then use a web page comprised of massive modern frameworks to deliver said message.
  • kungfuscious 35 minutes ago
    A lot of these recommendations seem prudent. I especially like the idea of POSSE for using social media without actually using it (every time you open a site to post is an opportunity to be ensnared). Completely stripping the browser from your smartphone is a bit extreme and excessive for me, but doesn't invalidate the other reccomendations.
  • pjmorris 1 hour ago
    I feel like 'Party like it's 1999' could become the slogan for a movement. Sure, the tech was a little less convenient, but overarching control was also less hard-wired into everything.
  • kyledrake 1 hour ago
    > On your router, you can and should setup blocklists for various malicious and nefarious domains, advertisements, adult content, etc. This is not “1999-esque” in practice, but is a requirement for the modern web.

    I worked on a Geocities archive restoration. There was a boat load of porn (including illegal porn), malicious domains, spamvertising, malware, predators, political extremists, etc on the 1999 web, and you can find all of it within the raw Geocities archive that was made before it shut down. The idea that the old web was some kind of pure place of innocence is a weird and factually inaccurate take. If anything, the late 90s web was more dark than it is now, perhaps in part because nobody had any idea of how to police anything on it and things like PhotoDNA didn't exist yet.

    If anything, my work on 90s site archival has taught me that the web has always been a place with a lot of dark places, and the narrative that the old web was some sort of pure innocent place that became evil is not matched by evidence.

    It's just as plausible to me that the general "misbehavior" of humans on the internet hasn't changed all that much, but that we have, frankly, adopted a more puritanical and intolerant approach towards it. Nobody was talking about getting rid of Section 230, carding people for 18+ before they could use IRC (or install an operating system, what the actual fuck is wrong with you California), and Congress wasn't dragging evil Geocities CEO David Bohnett into grilling sessions where they were accusing him of hooking kids on digital cigarettes. Perhaps it would be wise to have a little nostalgia for some of that too.

    • II2II 46 minutes ago
      > If anything, my work on 90s site archival has taught me that the web has always been a place with a lot of dark places, and the narrative that the old web was some sort of pure innocent place that became evil is not matched by evidence.

      No argument there. That said, I think the big difference between the 1990's and today is that everyone knew the nefarious places and people existed but, for the most part, you actually had to seek it out. I am not suggesting that it was hard to find. Perhaps the worse of the worse was easier to find. On the other hand, it wasn't quite the same thing as algorithmic feeds. For example: I absolutely refuse to view anything remotely political on some sites (including reputable news sources or material that is clearly satire) since that is the surest way to be fed extremist crap. How far those feeds will 5ake me, I simply do not want to know.

    • marginalia_nu 1 hour ago
      It's worth keeping in mind how much more fringe the web used to be. You were almost by definition a bit of a deviant if you spent significant time online in the '90s and early '00s ("nerd" was a pejorative). People who found no acceptance in the physical world many times found like minded people online, which sometimes was a good thing and sometimes unfortunate.
    • alex1138 1 hour ago
      Hey Kyle! Neocities is great
  • Terr_ 2 hours ago
    To me the what we wanted/got distinction is something like:

    1. A kind of capital that is widely available, so that people could exercise control and agency with machines that do what you want them to do for your own needs.

    2. A distribution tool controlled by mega-corporations as they decide what you should be able to see or have.

  • 01nate 35 minutes ago
    One minor 'gripe' for lack of a better term, is that I feel like a push to go backwards in technology is a bit misguided. I feel like a lot if people see ads and trackers, then look to older protocols like Gopher/Gemini/IRC (or at least 'inspired' by older stuff like Gemini).

    The issue isn't javascript, it's ads/trackers/algos/slop. I feel like tracker/ad/algorithm free static site on the status quo of http, or something newer like IPFS, is worlds better than trying to use arbitrary restrictions on something like a Gemini capsule.

  • pixel_popping 2 hours ago
    OpenAI will love this article, noM nom nom
  • t1234s 2 hours ago
    The best was the FTP search feature from alltheweb.com. You could find almost any software you needed.
  • deadbabe 42 minutes ago
    I think it’s time to give up on the old web.

    What made the old web cool, is that it was the first time we can communicate with so many random people in far away places digitally and share information through cool web pages.

    That novelty has mostly died now. Communicating with people in distant lands is mundane now. And there is little new things to share that we haven’t already seen or heard before.

    So what’s the point of the web now? Maybe the internet will become purely a utility for exchanging data for infrastructural and business purposes, and the idea of using the internet as a source of entertainment or recreation will fade away.

    It would be nice to retreat back to an analog world, where the internet still exists, but only as a layer of glue in the background that orchestrates multiple technologies that power our world, and nothing more.

    • krapp 38 minutes ago
      Tons of people still use the internet as a source of entertainment and recreation. Just because you're too jaded to care doesn't mean the rest of the world is.
  • thot_experiment 1 hour ago
    I don't know if I'm crazy but I think social media is pretty okay at the like, core building and enhancing social networks thing.

    Instagram is probably my most used one these days and I love seeing my friend's stories and I don't think I've parsed more than a handful of ads in the last 2 or 3 years that I've been an active user, probably a few tens of hours wasted with dumb reels, not a bad cost at all imo. I have probably 400 irl people and 200 internet accounts I follow. It doesn't have the charm and honesty of navigating a webring or whatever, but the friction is so low so I get to see a lot of stuff my friends, acquaintances and especially just people i'm peripherally in community with share that I probably wouldn't otherwise.

    I miss the old internet for sure, but I'm not convinced the current situation is as horrible as people say.

    • krapp 31 minutes ago
      You aren't crazy but claiming that the modern web or social media has any value whatsoever, or is anything but a cancer only fit to be burned from the world, is wrongthink around here.